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"Does your face recog work at night?"
"At night you need infrared, and cross-match to normal photos. It's less reliable. We have a new system with silent autonomous drones, capturing hi-res 3D models using sonar."
"You've made cyborg bats?"
"Only need a non-trademarked name."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Seems like missing out the 'No' button is the hot new UX trend now

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If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.
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Glad you asked!
1. Pages load twice as fast
2. Laptop battery lasts longer
3. My privacy isn't invaded by 50 different douchebro Silicon Valley companies
4. Your fucking site doesn't slow down my computer to a crawl and I can actually read your fucking articles

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garbage levels are 98% and rising

(98%) ■■■■■■■■■□

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I would like to thank you @fdroidorg
Not only for your answer to the current matter but for all the work you provide.
I guess that everyone wants to use the Fediverse for catching best friendly moments. Yes, I will never censor instances but I will always provide best tools for everyone.
You are and will remain the best place for foss apps. And I am happy and proud that Fedilab have its place with all other amazing apps that you provide.
So simply, thank you 🙏

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@maloki
Because I got a lot of pressure coming from people that told me that my app will be banned. I blocked Gap and I wrote to Google. I didn't get a reply, after weeks so there was no reasons to keep it.
I fully support the work of Tusky devs but not the destroying one of their CM.
Because she is playing with this situation, by boosting horrible and defamatory toots concerning my work.
@nvsr

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wait the gab local timeline is restricted to pro users
:HolyFuck:
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#Fedilab will not have the antifeature on #Fdroid. I am happy for that, but it's far from being fulfilled. If one day, I could make people trust me that building a safe place is on their hands with the help of every developers, that would be a great moment for sharing our trust in each other.

forum.f-droid.org/t/fedilab-li

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